Vancouver Whitecaps forward Camilo Sanvezzo is an enigmatic fellow, but it's hard to see these four tweets over the past thirty-six hours as a good sign.

Camilo's unlikely to just jump: he's in the second year of a two-year contract with a further two-year club option. However, he certainly doesn't sound too happy.

It's hard to know where to begin with this.

MAN CITY VS. WHITECAPS, JULY 18th!!

The Vancouver Whitecaps website isn't shipping jerseys until November 30, but their 2011 kits are already on sale at retailers around greater Vancouver. These authentic home kits were on sale at the Champs Sports in Metrotown for $120 each. They're in stock of away as well and are also running a "buy one, get one half off" promotion on Whitecaps gear, so if you were going to get both home and away kits now would be the time.

Fellow fatties be warned: these shirts are a little snug around the gut. I went up a size from an XL to an XXL.

GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
2008 - 2010

Image by Sven Simon, from picapp.com