MLS Fantasy Roundup 2014 - Round 8

If this leaping young man was your fantasy captain, you had a very good time last week. - Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports

In which we learned that regression to the mean can be very mean and my needlessly elaborate planning was for naught.

I'd like to open this week's round-up with this sadly prophetic tweet:

Spoiler: I did not get anywhere close to an 80-point round, thanks to betting on the wrong double-game week (DGW) horse. No, it was not the New York Red Bulls who laid a stinker - it was the Houston Dynamo, on whom I penned all of my hopes with a view to riding an orange crush through the next few DGWs. NYRB romped out to a 4-0 win in the midweek match, injuring my fantasy captain, Ricardo Clark ($7.3m) in the process and scuttling the points totals of Corey Ashe ($7.2m) and Tally Hall ($6.1m). On the flip side, if you were one of the lucky folks who predicted Bradley Wright-Phillips ($7.5m) would have a phenomenal four-goal haul, you earned yourself 23(?!) points and the right to point and laugh at all your peers. Heck, even Thierry Henry ($11.1m) produced worth his value with a mighty 19 points. Will this continue? Not likely, though Wright-Phillips is certainly worth holding onto for the foreseeable future as his price-to-production value is very solid.

Speaking of solid production, Clint Dempsey ($10.7m) and Obafemi Martins ($9.6m) continue to make a mockery of statistical regression to mean. Martins' last four round scores are 11, 3, 7 and 8; Dempsey's are an absurd 18, 14, 8 and 12. Look, I know Dempsey's scores are jaw-droppingly good but he will go cold - or at least cold by his current standards. Heck, if I, noted fantasy expert*, can regress to the mean, so will Deuce. It might not be until after the World Cup but it'll happen. (I may or may not be saying that to myself over and over as my post-wildcard squad falls to pieces.)
(* Note: not an expert.)

The Eighty Six Forever league saw some more shuffling in the lower ranks, which meant very little to the one-two punch of Eyes to the Evans and Deuces Wild. The Sounders-themed (boo) teams are still relatively safe atop the heap, through Richard Matthew's DamagedGoods is only 11 points off the top two. Still, Mr. Matthews is an FC Dallas supporter according to his team page, so nuts to him. As for our featured team from the round, it was a massive triple-digit score - one of eight in the league - for Rob Ladi and TFC Maple Grove:


Pro tip: captaining someone who gets 19 points will usually mean good things for you. That said, Rob did well to hedge his clean sheet bets by playing two DGW players each along the backline (3 defenders, 1 goalkeeper). Sure enough, Luis Robles ($6.0m) and Roy Miller ($6.7m) paid off big time, adding to formidable hauls from Dempsey and Will Bruin ($8.4m). Yes, that's right; Bruin finally bagged a goal. You'll forgive me if I don't start throwing parades. Anyhoo, congrats to Rob on his fourth-best(!) score in all of MLS Fantasy! Enjoy regressing to the mean next week.

Round 9 has no DGWs, so no easy recommendations to make this week other than "avoid Montreal" owing to their bye week. Here's the schedule:


Good Buys:

  • Fine, fine, I'll give Seattle their due: a home match against a questionable Philadelphia Union is probably a good bet for this week. If you don't already have Dempsey or Martins on your squad to terrorize the Philly backline, consider picking up Lamar Neagle ($7.5m) as a reasonably priced midfield option.
  • Real Salt Lake is still the last undefeated team in Major League Soccer this season and I see no reason not to invest in their players... other than they're bloody expensive. Nat Borchers and Chris Schuler are both above $9.0m, while Kyle Beckerman, Javier Morales and Alvaro Saborio are all at $10.0m or higher. They're worth the price, though if you're on a budget you could look at options such as Ned Grabavoy ($7.2m) or Joao Plata ($7.1m).
  • Before Round 8, I would've said FC Dallas was a no-brainer for buys in Round 9. Then they lost Zach Loyd ($5.3m) to a second yellow, Michel ($7.9m) to a red card and Mauro Diaz ($8.6m) to an injury. I am now officially flip-flopping and hyping up New York. Henry, Wright-Phillips, Lloyd Sam ($7.1m), Eric Alexander ($6.9m) and Dax McCarty ($7.8m) look a good bet to terrorize the Dallas backline...

Bad Buys:

  • ...which means divesting yourself of Jair Benitez ($6.6m) and Matt Hedges ($8.7m) for at least this round. You might not want to buy or start Chris Seitz ($5.4m), though don't sell him just yet if you have him - FC Dallas has two DGWs coming up and a goalkeeper on a DGW is a great investment.
  • Colorado is not going to have fun against the Los Angeles Galaxy, mile-high home advantage be damned. While that typically means I'm about to slag the defenders or goalkeeper, I'm actually going to throw out a warning flag on Gabriel Torres ($8.0m), who is sitting on a measly 12 points for the season. I can't see Gabby having much joy against Omar Gonzalez ($9.9m) this round.
  • The Toronto FC quarantine is still in effect until further notice, though we're adding an extra wing to the quarantine bay should the Portland Timbers continue to be uninspiring.

As always, feel free to share your thoughts, musing, opinions and smack-downs in the comments section below. See you next week!

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