Oi! What good's a major new signing without a tribute song? So just for fun, I've had at it this afternoon:

oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

See them walk out on the FieldTurf
It's a somewhat dirty green
Out for all that they can get
From the opposition's team
Southsiders to the left of me,
The Curva's to the right
I got my scarf
My Whitecaps kit
Gonna stand all night.

(Chorus)

'Cus we've got
N.R.C.
He's dynamite
N.R.C.
And he'll win the fight
N.R.C.
He's a power-load
N.R.C.
Watch him explode.

He's shifty, mean, wears number 13,
He's a holding man
Won't get through him
Understand?
So look out you strikers
Take care of your wings
Have ice on the bench
Cuz when he tackles it stings!
The man is here in town
So don't you mess around

(Chorus)

N.R.C. oi oi oi
N.R.C. oi oi oi
N.R.C. oi oi oi
N.R.C. oi oi oi

N.R.C.
He's dynamite (oi oi oi)
N.R.C.
And he'll win the fight (oi oi oi)
N.R.C.
He's a power-load (oi oi oi)
N.R.C.
Watch him explode!