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(from Pictures of Sad Children by John Campbell)
We're playing them in Dick's Sporting Goods Park in Commerce City, Colorado. There is nothing not stupid about that sentence but it isn't really interesting. Last time, Jaime Castrillon was their leading scorer. That is still true. He's pretty good. John Thorrington is out for this game with an injury, which is sort of interesting but has nothing to do with the Colorado Rapids and is as surprising as the sun rising in the east.
Since last we saw them, the Rapids have lost to the San Jose Earthquakes and won, at home, against the Portland Timbers. Well everybody wins at home against the Portland Timbers so please don't expect me to lift my head over that.
This game is a thing. I hope the Whitecaps win it. I also hope it ends soon. I might watch it, I might not. Depends how many episodes of Trailer Park Boys I get through when I get home.