According to Wes Knight's Twitter, seven Vancouver Whitecaps players training with the team in southern California have come down with food poisoning. These seven are goalkeeper Jay Nolly, defenders Luca Bellisomo and Knight himself, midfielders Kyle Porter and Terry Dunfield, Whitecaps Residency goalkeeper Brian Sylvestre, and one other player who Knight forgets. You can tell I'm a real journalist because I'm asking the players to tell me what the story is over Twitter.